1. She’s always going to expect you to be on time. (Just like her favorite delivery driver).
2. If you’re the kind of person who throws your pizza crust away you might as well expect to never hear from her again. What kind of monster throws away the best part?
3. Just like her favorite food, she’s the best guest at any social event. She’s always welcomed warmly and knows how to be the life of the party.
4. She’s ride or die over garlic dipping sauce.
5. You never have to worry about having arguments with her about where to eat. If you get in a bind about where to go you know the default can always be pizza. Warm, gooey, delicious pizza.
6. She’s super relaxed and accommodating. You want to stay in and relax and watch Netflix? Sweet. You want to go out to the club on…
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